Sweet mother of pearl! I don't give a shit if he's personally serviced the pope, please, for the sake of all that's right, good and tanned in the world, remove any and all traces of that god-awful skeleton of a person.
...said a bronzed Charles Atlas to the sand-covered 124 lb. lily-white nancy boy - fresh off another rejection by an irritated female beach volleyball player - as a horde of topless beach bunnies took turns rubbing a bit of Solarcaine on the modern day Adonis' slightly overbaked proboscis. "My nose really burns"...
The Onion runs some great smack. Oh, and this guy is a fine Christian gentleman.
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Sweet mother of pearl! I don't give a shit if he's personally serviced the pope, please, for the sake of all that's right, good and tanned in the world, remove any and all traces of that god-awful skeleton of a person.
I can't figure out how to remove, but I added a complimentary photo. You see, a tan is not what it's cracked up to be.
...said a bronzed Charles Atlas to the sand-covered 124 lb. lily-white nancy boy - fresh off another rejection by an irritated female beach volleyball player - as a horde of topless beach bunnies took turns rubbing a bit of Solarcaine on the modern day Adonis' slightly overbaked proboscis. "My nose really burns"...
That is a disturbing photo, nim'er. It almost makes me feel tanned....almost.
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