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I like the second one: http://www.fmylife.com/?page=3.

On an unrelated note, here are some things that have been bothering me lately:

1. Real estate personnel who do not return calls in a timely manner. Maybe you can tell that I'm currently dealing with such individuals.

2. Building contractors who like to park their big ass trucks with the ass end hanging out into the street. Nice, assholes. When I think of contractors, I thinking of lying asses. Asshats.

3. The continued usage of the adjective, "amazing" to describe people, events, and places that are utterly not. Think of another word, shitbirds.

4. The mainstream media. You're lazy, dishonest, and you suck.

5. Bad drivers. This topic really deserves a novel, but my day is filled with idiots behind the wheel. There's awfulness in every gender, age, race, etc. As a rule, avoid minivans at all costs, especially behind them. At the genesis of at least fifty percent of all traffic snafus or slowdowns, you'll find a minivan. Also boggling are the sheer numbers of small, maneuverable automobiles commanded by people who seem unable to steer or park the things. How do these individuals breathe? Or, breed? Men driving trucks will slow to a full twenty miles under the speed limit when engaged in a cell phone conversation. Walking and chewing gum also a problem, bubba? Then, you have the driver who texts or adjusts make up or whatever, preventing them from keeping up with the traffic ahead of them. Highly annoying when the lanes are blocked. Closely related are the dickheads who just can't get the concept of the left lane is for passing only and act as speed governors for everyone else. They should be hanged. Summarily.

I'm going to go lie down now.