Cracked with some heartwarming bible stories: http://www.cracked.com/article_16546_6-raunchiest-most-depraved-sex-acts-from-bible.html. Nothing new here, just a reminder that you shouldn't feel really too bad about that sick stuff that runs through your mind throughout the day--the Israelites were all over it when it came to weird shit. See also their rendering of the Judah/Tamar throwdown touched on here in last week's "Off the Road" post (Tamar not pictured at right). Onward, Christian soldiers, onward.
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So, I managed to get myself in hot water at church last week. Was in an adult Sunday school class of about 120, taught by a minister on staff. Excellent class.
Topic was how the Bible and God want us to make moral decisions. The minister gave an example: suppose you are a financial analyst and have a choice between working for 3 companies, EDS, JC Penney, or Big Mama's Strip Club? Which would be the best moral choice?
I raised my hand and asked the following: why wouldn't the job at Big Mama's be missionary work?
Next week I move on to goat blood.
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