We're leaving early Saturday morning to fly to San Juan for a 7 day Celebrity cruise. Cruises out of Puerto Rico can visit more ports as you have less transit time than cruises out of Florida. I intend to eat and drink my way through the Caribbean.
You boys work hard and keep the economy afloat while I'm gone.
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Bastard. Don't call me from San Juan or somewhere for money after you've spent the night whoring and gambling at cockfights. Also, do not fight another man's cock.
When we stop in Aruba, I'm going to look up Joran van der Sloot and beat him within an inch of his life.
I suggest giving an impromptu walking tour of Grenada for the benefit of other tourists where you can discuss your combat exploits during the invasion. Mention somewhere that "a lot of good men died here" and that you "don't really like to talk about it." Like Gunny Highway, wear a boonie hat and smoke a cuban cigar. Refuse to answer any question you deem silly. Grunt a lot. They'll love you.
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