Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Emily Goes to a Nudist Camp

Nude Day at the offices of Wing Attack Plan R
Intrepid Slate reporter Emily Yoffe visits a nudist camp and tells all about it:http://www.slate.com/id/2266049/.  I'm glad that Emily did this and not me.  If you think you're into nudity, visit the men's locker room at the Jewish Community Center in Austin and it will cure you--the term "chamber of horrors" comes to mind.  Nothing like seeing an old guy standing buck nekkid in front of the mirrors drying his pubes with the hair blower.  Or, two of them having a non-descript conversation about the stock market or latest outrage committed by BusHitler--again, without draping as they say in the massage bidness.  Anyway, there's a damn good reason for clothes and a healthy percentage of our population need never forget that.

1 comment:

Glenn Gunn said...

As I was reading the article, I became somewhat intrigued by the author's use of the word contrapuntally: "On our walk to the main clubhouse, we saw couples holding hands, their rear ends swaying contrapuntally."

Having never encountered this word, I quickly googled it can up with this definition:

"having two or more independent but harmonically related melodic parts sounding together"

It economically describes the chief pastime of many of the world's butts.