Oprah

Apparently, she's back to official lard-ass status, with a public admission of lard-assedness and fondness for the entire Hostess Snack Cake inventory. Now this shocking revelation: http://www.foundmagazine.com/

Oprah says she's going to get back on the fitness wagon which will no doubt drag along her legion of pathetic admirers with her into new paths of infomercial driven weight loss schemes and ga-ga new age renewal horseshit. Then will be the ultimate lapse back into their collective bowls of weepy-weepy time, comfort food, and Yanni worship. Good times.

Clarification: that is not Oprah pictured above.