Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Caught Short?



Testicles can be a source of imminent concern or uproarious humor, depending upon the circumstances. Watching a shot to some poor guy's junk is always funny. A shot to yours--well, that's not. Children and dogs have an uncanny knack for either hitting or stepping directly on your naughty bits; I've suffered greatly from both over the years. Our current dog will sometimes jump up onto our bed in the wee hours and frequently land directly on my groin--nothing better than to be woken up at 4AM with a small animal launching itself onto your private area. Damn dog.

1 comment:

Glenn Gunn said...

What did we do to waste time before the internet?

This article has a typo: the condition of having one testicle is mono-orchidism, not monorchism. Having 3 is triorchidism. Having more than 3 is polyorchidism.

I could not find the medical term for hanging a coathanger from a hole in the foreskin.