NCAA Tackle Football Report

Sooner faithful at the Cotton Bowl

My God, I looked up (or down--I forget) and we're less than a week short of half the damn season gone already.  I've been to a college game every Saturday, thus far, save for the weekend I was in and around San Diego and ended up watching a shitload of college games all at one time in a sports bar in Mission Beach filled with USC fans who were the fat variety of Trojan fans versus the hot chick model of USC fans you were maybe hoping to see.  Timing is everything.  Anyway, took in the annual Red River Hatefest between Texas and Oklahoma this last weekend at the Cotton Bowl.  It was apparently the Sooners' turn to win as Texas did everything they could to behave stupidly, throwing away one opportunity after another in favor of costly penalties.  They must have been distracted by the approximate 75,000 very attractive female supporters of both schools that were walking unceasingly up and down the aisles to the restroom or wherever women go during sporting events--all I know is that their efforts are much appreciated by the guys sitting along the aisles.  Will be going back to the Cotton Bowl for another snot-slinger featuring the Tech versus the Baptists this Saturday.  Probably not as raucous unless the Baylor faithful get a little too hopped up on corn dogs and Shiner at the State Fair.  Happens sometimes.  Meanwhile, enjoy the finest in college football buffoonery, SEC style:http://www.sbnation.com/ncaa-football/2010/10/4/1729557/the-alphabetical-week-6-tennessee-vs-lsu-college-football-recap