Wednesday, August 26, 2009

President Obama: Help Us!


Greedy beer companies are raising prices http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/Investing/Dispatch/market-dispatches.aspx?post=1236196&_blg=1,1236196 apparently in a dastardly attempt to make more money. It's high time that the government nationalizes the production and sale of beer in order that no one in our society is left without access to malted beverages. The Unites States is the only civilized nation without universal access and it's high time we end this travesty and send a message to these profit driven monsters that justice knows no income level.


Next up: free trade coffee in every household.

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