Mel Down

It gets a little more interesting every day with the release of the "Gibson tapes." The latest is that Mel works in arson and fellatio in a single sentence:
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/07/exclusive-audio-out-control-mel-gibson-says-hell-burn-down-house-after-demanding. Reading some of this stuff, the following has occurred to me:

1. He's lost his shit. Seriously in the driving his car off a cliff is the next step variety of shit losing.

2. Mel is a dick. But, he's sometimes an amusing dick. Not in his aggressively misogynistic moments but some fairly funny shit inadvertently comes out of his mouth.

3. Do not ever consort with a Russian chick. They'll drive you bat shit crazy at the least and stab you in the abdomen as a matter of common everyday procedure if they're more seriously inclined. It's a known fact they all carry knives and know how to use them. They will also steal your breath at night and can simultaneously carry off a challenging sex act while jotting down your American Express card number. Ruinous vixens all of them. Ask Mel.

4. I'll miss Mel at the movies. Whatever can be said about him, he was/is a true to life movie star. Christian Bale will have to take up the torch.

5. There's a Jodi Foster directed movie starring Mel that's apparently in post production. Those are surely some happy folks who backed that project. They should maybe take Mel's advice and just go ahead and burn the set and and the film and blow each other.

6. Why the mullet in "Braveheart," Mel? Otherwise, entertaining.