Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Bowl Report


EDSBS weighs in on the TCU/Boise State Semi-Suckfest:
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/01/05/curious-index-1509/. Seconded. Never saw so many unflattering crowd/band/pep squad shots in a single sitting. Only a few glances at attractive TCU coeds saved it from going from simple retching to projectile vomit on the wife's new drapes status. The Boise State "women" on display were particularly interesting in their singular success at convincing every college bound 18 year old male in these United States to go anywhere, ANYWHERE but Idaho for proper matriculation and boob fondling. Not a pretty sight. Awful doesn't do it justice, and that was captured beautifully by the Fox trailer deciding ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS to feature the large, manatee like performers of the Bronco Pom-Pom squad. It was sort of like the aversion scene in "A Clockwork Orange" missing only the eye bondage equipment. Horrible and I made audible scream-moans at several points of the broadcast. Of course, the Horned Frogs abetted the hideousness by donning some of the most astoundingly putrid uniforms in all of North American football, officially bitch slapping Oregon for gridiron leisure suit infamy. Boolah-boolah.

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