A couple of good ones to the editor over at pinko-Slate: http://www.slate.com/id/2223374/. Hilarious to read--obviously not if you're the person with the issue in question. I'm going out on a limb here in saying that it's a pretty safe bet your husband is gay if he is ensconced with gay related Internet sites and belongs to some gay "spas." Might want to go ahead and come to grips with that little bit of info. Then there's the guest with the "spotting" problem. Not good. That's where a good bird dog comes into play. I used to have a Weimeraner and he was hell on wheels when it came to sniffing out a female on her period--would stick his nose right in her crotch and say, "Howdy" as soon as she walked in the door. Highly embarrassing all around but it definitely served to get some facts straight regarding where things stood in terms of your guest's monthly cycle. After a while, nobody would show up at the house who was on their period which definitely cut down on possible septic issues. Good dog, old Kaiser. He was a committed bachelor for the first ten or so years of his life until we farmed him out to my parents' little ranch where he happily sired several outstanding litters. He wasn't like the rough, younger sires either, but would instead nuzzle his mate afterward and even lie down with her for a post game siesta. The girls loved him. He did that for a couple of years and finally keeled over. Not a bad life.
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I shall raise a glass this evening to the memory of Kaiser. He was a wonderful dog.
He was wonderful, but so are most family dogs. Like each, he had some interesting traits and habits. He hated being scolded and would pout and generally act depressed for hours afterwards. Our current dog is a terrier and small and nothing like Kaiser. She is a lap dog through and through, loves "fighting" water sprinklers, and playing tug of war. If someone is sick and lying in bed, she wants to be "sick" with them and will adopt the same malaise like countenance. Funny dog.
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