Old Lesbians on Parade

No, not the hottie pictured to the right (more about her later) but the ones on this link that I saw on another site--a little dated but fun:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15788_top-25-men-who-look-like-old-lesbians.html

Don't particularly care for the militant types, driving their mini-trucks or Subarus with the obligatory NARAL sticker (fat chance of having to get one) but I get along just fine with lesbians, otherwise. They have great gym etiquette, play ready golf, and are generally ready to accelerate when the traffic light turns green. Not crazy about the look all that much. Except, however, the "lipstick" variety are easy on the eyes though you don't see them nearly as much as the girl-girl layouts in Penthouse would have you believe. There is that one commentator on the Golf Channel that falls into that category--won't name names but you know who I'm talking about. She's definitely birdie material.