Monday, December 7, 2009

Paper Tiger




That's what his bank account is going to look like once Mrs. Tiger gets through with him. The whores are apparently coming out of the woodwork:
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/tiger-woods-women-linked-alleged-affairs/story?id=9270076. Honestly, I don't see the marriage lasting though this. None of my business--I would congratulate them if they can navigate through the minefield of ho's. But, it's one thing if you've had a dalliance with someone--notice, the singular but when you've been banging cocktail waitresses two at a time ("The Fredo") it's kind of hard to put Humpty back on the wall, hump as you may. I don't entirely know about Tiger or what he was thinking beyond the obvious--these women look and appear to be common road skanks. You'd think some solid coin would maybe garner some better grade of glutes to hang onto but there you have it; the greatest golfer ever liked him some pancake waitresses and lounge whores and according to one, liked to "talk dirty" and be "rough." All of this before, during, and after Mrs. Woods was birthing him some babies. That sounds to me like, oh, maybe Tiger wasn't entirely pleased with certain aspects of his marriage (maybe, all?) so I'm guessing the next seven iron swung will be by the legal team of the soon to be ex-Mrs. Tiger Woods. They'll be taking one hell of a divot.

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