Monday, March 8, 2010

Favorite Positions...




...and get your mind out of the gutter. EDSBS has something on the type of player that seems to come out of certain schools each and every year:
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2010/3/8/1362458/positions-that-never-change-by#storyjump. I know you're missing football in a big way, so chew on it. To the list they could add:

Texas: physical god like specimen at wide receiver with physical un-god like ability to actually catch a pass (see Williams, Roy--now infecting the Dallas Cowboys--and the entire 2009 Longhorn receiving corps with the exception of white guy Jordan Shipley who wasn't tall but could catch the damn ball and had rippling biceps that made Mr. Bulba's teenage daughter and every other female within 5oo miles get all flittery).

Texas A&M: great athletes with great, vast barren areas inside their skulls.

Oklahoma: great athletes who will one day attempt to sell you a car at one of a hundred or so auto dealerships in the Greater Dallas Metroplex and can direct and coach you on strip club etiquette, regardless of the market.

Baylor: great punters who get a lot of reps. Kickers are notable for being able to play for most 4A programs in the state.

Texas Tech: lots of pretty decent white players who know how to play dirty, can wear their ball caps backwards with the best of them, and have fat little girlfriends.

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