Client golf

I'll be playing client golf this afternoon. It will, unfortunately, not include LPGA tour pro Anna Rawson. Instead, it will feature unsightly middle aged men hitting awful shots, stopping only every now and then to practice horrific pick up lines on attractive cart girls. I think that these young women must come away a little scarred from the experience--spending hours witnessing wretched golf, old men peeing on trees, and putting up with leering and aforementioned worst in idle conversation. The tips are good, though. If you're female, cute, and look good in shorts and a sleeveless top, you will earn some nice cash and a tan along the way. Fore.